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-Lilac & Carol's Scenes-

Dragon Valley

Torque, a Shellduck, is being held up by Serpentine, a Snake with robotic arms.

SERPENTINE: How many Chasers are left? Tell me!

TORQUE: You didn't say Please.

SERPENTINE: Don't play games with me, duckling! Tell me!

TORQUE: Fine, be that way.

Torque retreats into his shell, infuriating Serpentine.

SERPENTINE: TSSSHAH! Where's that blasted snake mount?!

Remains of the Hunter Snake come flying in next to Serpentine.

SERPENTINE: I guess we'll have to do this the hard way!

Serpentine shoots Torque a few times, who bounces right and back to him, with Serpentine firing Torque into the trees with a barrage of shots.

SERPENTINE: I can do this all day!

Lilac and a panicked Torque fall out of the trees.

SERPENTINE: What is this hideous creature?

Lilac stands up and runs to Torque's side.

LILAC: Stay back!

Serpentine brandishes his pistol.

SERPENTINE: Oohh, no! The duck man comes with me!

LILAC: I'm not gonna let you eat him!

Sepentine: What?

Lilac grabs Torque and Dragon Boosts past Serpentine.


Serpentine fires a missile in Lilac's direction, blowing up the area ahead, then comes to investigate.

SERPENTINE: Tchyaa hahahahaha! Too easy!

As Serpentine leaves, Lilac and Torque come out from behind a rock they were hiding behind.

TORQUE: *sighs* That was a close one. Thank you, Miss . . .  ?

LILAC: Lilac.

TORQUE: Miss Lilac.

Carol arrives on the scene with her Motorcycle.

CAROL: Are you okay? I saw a huge explosion back there!

LILAC: You've been following me this whole time, haven't you?


TORQUE: I take it you know this guy?

CAROL: Girl.

TORQUE: This girl?

Lilac walks over to Carol's side.

LILAC: She's like my tail! Always right behind me.

CAROL: Carol the Wildcat, at your service! AaaandthisisLilac.

TORQUE: Well I'm Torque. I'm a, uh, shell-duck.

LILAC: Shellduck?

TORQUE: It's more of a nickname. I'm not exactly from around here.

Dragon Valley: Lilac's Treehouse

Lilac, Carol & Torque arrive near the Treehouse.

LILAC: So what are you doing out here? The skies haven't been safe for days.

TORQUE: Someone is about to steal the Kingdom Stone, and I have to stop them.

LILAC: The Kingdom Stone? That's impossible!

CAROL: Yeah, only I could steal it!

LILAC: Pff, you wish.

TORQUE: It's already happening. Mayor Zao is sending troops in disguise to the ancient temple. I have to warn them!

-Blooper Start-

LILAC: Carol and I are pretty fast. We could run right - - blegh.

Lilac runs right off-screen, with Torque looking confused and Carol having an amused expression on her face.

LILAC: *laughing* I'm sorry!

Lilac comes back to Carol and Torque.

-Blooper End-

LILAC: Carol and I are pretty fast. We could run over there for you.

TORQUE: Seriously?

CAROL: Yep! I've got a motorcycle! And she's a Dragon! They're like, super fast.

LILAC: Darn straight!

TORQUE: Well . . . It's worth a shot! Hurry over there, before it's too late!

CAROL: What about you?

TORQUE: I'll catch up with you as soon as I find all my stuff.

LILAC: Right! C'mon Carol!

Ancient Temple

Lilac and Carol run to the entrance of the temple, where they find General Gong standing guard.

LILAC: General Gong!

Gong notices Lilac & Carol and walks over to them.

GONG: You two again?

CAROL: Nice to see you too.

LILAC: We have to talk to you. The Kingdom Stone is in danger!

GONG: Don't be ridiculous! Nothing gets past MY nose!

CAROL: Will you just listen for a minute?

Neera Li appears on the scene, dropping in next to Gong.

NEERA: What is the meaning of this?

LILAC: We mean no disrespect, we're just trying to -

NEERA: You heard what the General said. There is nothing to worry about.


NEERA: Don't make me repeat myself.

Lilac and Carol step away to talk in private.

CAROL: Well, they look like they know what they're doin'. Why don't we just charge up and go home? Whaddya say?

LILAC: I don't know. I feel like they're hiding something from us . . .

Suddenly, the ground begins to shake, and a Shang Mu Truck appears, and the girls quickly duck out of the way as it barges through the temple.

GONG: It's an ambush!

Neera jumps after the truck, with Lilac and Carol now able to enter the temple.

LILAC: Follow me!

Lilac & Carol enters the Ancient Temple.

-Milla's Scene-

Milla Basset burrows out of the ground, along with a crate, then carries it to her friend Mr. Stumpy.

MILLA: Guess what I got, Mr. Stumpy! The secret ingredient for my SUPER feather potion!

Milla throws the crate on the ground, scattering Crystal Shards around.

MILLA: I'll fly real high in the clouds so I can find my mommy and daddy, and we'll live happily ever after, like in the stories! Doesn't that sound great?!

MR. STUMPY: . . .

MILLA: You're so funny when you don't say anything!

The ground begins to shake, making Milla a little nervous.

MILLA: What's going on?

Milla walks around a bit, until she sees a Shang Mu Truck coming. Scared, she runs and hops into a nearby tree. Lilac is seen Dragon Boosting after the truck. Milla peeks out of the tree as she notices Lilac.

MILLA: A dragon? I've always wanted to meet a dragon!

Milla puppy floats out of the tree, intent on following Lilac and meeting her in person.

-Lilac & Carol's Scene (Boss Battle)-

Ancient Temple: Kingdom Stone Shrine

Lilac & Carol reach the shrine, where they see they're former friend and rival, Spade, tying a rope to the Kingdom Stone.

CAROL: Spade? What's he doing here?

Lilac walks up to Spade, followed by Carol.


Lilac & Carol runs over to confront Spade

LILAC: What do you think you're doing?! That's the Kingdom Stone!

SPADE: So? I need it to find my father's killer. Not like a couple of traitors like yourselves would care.

CAROL: I'd rather be called a traitor than a murderer.

LILAC: The Scarves left us no choice!

SPADE: And you've left me no choice!

Spade jumps up into the air, raining down cards which are absorbed by Lilac's Dragon Cyclone and Carol's Wild Kick.

SPADE: Still training, I see.

CAROL: You wanna fight? Come and get it!

SPADE: I'd love to stay and dance, but Mayor Zao's got a tight schedule. Besides, if something else were to be guarding this thing, I'd hate to be around when it wakes up.

LILAC: You're insane, you know that? You're never gonna get away with it!

SPADE: *chuckles* We'll see about that.

The girls run at Spade, who jumps on the Kingdom Stone, which releases a shockwave that stuns Lilac and Carol. The rope pulls the Kingdom Stone, along with Spade up and out of the cave.

CAROL: He'll never make it out.

LILAC: But we should! Come on!

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